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Christmas Ceramic Coaster
£8.99
Merry F*****g Christmas yer filthy animals! Rest your glass of eggnog or mulled wine on this curmudgeonly Christmas c**t coaster to prevent five gold rings from forming on that novelty light-up coffee table you got down the middle isle at Aldi.
- Comes in round and square shapes.
- 100% premium ceramic for durability.
- Non-slip cork backing for stability.
- Suitable for hot or cold drinks.
- Easy to wipe clean.
Match your coaster with our other Xmas designs for a full‑on proper c**ty Christmas!
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