Christmas Cotton Tea Towel

Imagine the look on your loved‑one’s face on Christmas Day, when they open this extra special gift – a sweary Santa tea towel! It will be a moment to treasure – just before they get off their lazy arse and do the washing up. 

• Made from 100% organic cotton.
• One size: 50 x 70cm.
• Lightweight with sewn-in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: Don’t angrily flick this towel at the daft c**t who actually thought buying this as a gift was a good idea.

For proper care instructions – and if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff to read.

Love this design? See more Christmas merch here.