Disco Biscuit! Cotton Tea Towel

Get off your arse and do the washing up, you lazy b*****d! To make your domestic chores more fun, dry your dishes with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella’s face! This is just one of a range of designs to choose from. Get them all so you’re not the only one swearing at your mucky kitchen – your tea towels are too!

• Made from 100% organic cotton.
• One size: 50 x 70 cm.
• Lightweight with sewn‑in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: If you really, really cared for yourself, you’d buy our entire range of tea towels – and everything else in our store!

For proper care instructions – and if you’re buying from the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff to read.

Want more daft, sweary stuff for your kitchen and home? See our mugs and coasters!