Disco Biscuit! Wire‑bound Notebook

Take note, this A5 book is for writing stuff in – and it has a daft c**t on the front. Don’t take it to raves when you’ve had a disco biscuit, you’ll look a right t**t. But do use it to note down the time and location of the next secret disco.

• 150 pages.
• Gloss laminated 280gsm paper cover.
• 90gsm lined paper pages.
• Black wire-o binding.

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