F Off! Ceramic Mug

Hate everyone at work? Want your annoying colleagues to stay the f**k away while you’re enjoying your brew? This is the perfect mug for you!

• Available in two sizes (11 oz and 15 oz). Larger size priced at £10.99.
• White mug with two prints of the same design.
• To keep the Woke Wendys happy, it’s lead and BPA‑free. (Not sure what BPA stands for, probably Boring Poncey Arseholes).
• It’s got a handle, a daft c**t on it and it holds yer tea. What more do you f*****g want?

Care instructions: Keep it in your desk drawer so none of those snidey b******s in your office nick it! Don’t want nasty rings forming on your desk? Match your mug with one of our quality coasters.

For proper care instructions, or if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff.