Festival? Here? T-Shirt

Wear your favourite foul‑mouthed fella on your chest with pride! This Festival tee is just one of a range of poses, phrases, colours and patterns to choose from. So why not buy one of these t‑shirts for every day of the week – and to suit your mood? 

We could tell you that this lovely, soft t‑shirt:

• Comes in a range of colours.
• Is made from 100% cotton (with a polyester mix in some colours) and has no side seams.
• Has twill tape on the shoulders and ribbed knitting on the collar for improved durability. 
• Features a tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Is made using ethically grown and harvested cotton.
• Is certified by Oeko‑Tex for safety and quality assurance. (What the f**k is that all about?)

But that’s a load of boring old shite! Just put the thing in your virtual trolley and get it bloody bought!

For our size guide, care instructions – and product safety guff if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland – see this page.

Want to step out in sweary style when the weather’s nippy? See our sweatshirt collection.