Festival? Here? Wire‑bound Notebook

Take note, this A5 book is for writing stuff in – and it has a daft c**t on the front. There’s no swearing on this one, so you might get away with it for school. But if your kids want one of these, what the f**k are you letting ’em watch on telly?!

• 150 pages.
• Gloss laminated 280gsm paper cover.
• 90gsm lined paper pages.
• Black wire-o binding.

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