Nosey Shot The Crow! Ceramic Mug

This glossy ceramic mug is the perfect way to disguise your sneaky vodka as a cup of tea. It’s ideal for the office, home or any place you have to secret drink just to endure insufferable b******s!

• Available in two sizes (11 oz and 15 oz). Larger size priced at £10.99.
• White mug with two prints of the same design.
• To keep the Woke Wendys happy, it’s lead and BPA‑free. (Not sure what BPA stands for, probably Boring Poncey Arseholes).
• It’s got a handle, a daft c**t on it and it holds yer tea. What more do you f*****g want?

Care instructions: If you really, really cared for yourself, you’d buy all our different mug designs – and all the other items in this shop!

For proper care instructions, or if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff.

Don’t want nasty rings forming on your Aldi middle isle coffee table? Match your mug with one of our quality coasters.