Nosey Shot The Crow! Cotton Tea Towel

Get off your arse and do the washing up, you lazy b*****d! To make your domestic chores more fun, dry your dishes with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella’s face! This is just one of a range of designs to choose from. Get them all so you’re not the only one swearing at your mucky kitchen – your tea towels are too!

• Made from 100% organic cotton.
• One size: 50 x 70cm.
• Lightweight with sewn‑in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: Care? We don’t give a s**t what you do with your f*****g tea towel!

For proper care instructions – and if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff to read.

For more home and kitchen stuff, see our mugs and coasters.