Chickens! Ceramic Mug

Just like chickens, our glossy ceramic mugs are pack animals, so make sure you buy a few so they don’t get lonely in your kitchen cupboard.

• Available in two sizes (11 oz and 15 oz). Larger size priced at £10.99.
• White mug with two prints of the same design.
• To keep the Woke Wendys happy, they’re lead and BPA‑free. (Not sure what BPA stands for, probably Boring Poncey Arseholes).
• They’ve got a handle, a sweary c**t on them and they hold yer tea. What more do you f*****g want?

Care instructions: Wash ’em up after you’ve used ’em. You filthy animals! For proper care instructions, or if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, here’s some product safety guff to read.

Don’t want nasty rings forming on your Aldi middle isle coffee table? Match your mug with one of our quality coasters.