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F Off! Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
£29.99
Our comfortable medium-heavy blend sweatshirts are perfect for jogging and sports... Alright, who are we kidding... they’re perfect for slouching and slobs – because with a scruffy old c**t on your chest, you can drool ketchup or gravy all over your top and it will blend in perfectly. So get it in your trolley and you’ll thank us when you’re scoffing that kebab. Oh, and here’s some salesy guff:
- Comes in a choice of colours.
- Sewn without side seams for style and reduced waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made with ethically sourced materials for sustainability.
- Cosy medium-heavy fabric blend for optimal warmth.
- 2XL-5XL sizes priced at £34.99.
For our size guide, care instructions and product safety info if you are in the EU or Northern Ireland, see this page. Now buy it, you c**t!
Perplex your partner when getting undressed by peeling off your sweatshirt to reveal the exact same design on a t‑shirt underneath. Go on. It will be funny. We promise! See our t‑shirt collection here.
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