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Merry F*****g Christmas yer filthy animals! Sick of opening those bottles of beer with your teeth? The good news is, you can now use your favourite foul mouthed fella to rip into those festive ales and save a fortune on dentist bills!
The even better news is that this handy bottle opener also doubles up as fridge magnet – so there’s no rifling through your kitchen drawers when you’re desperate to crack open a cold one. And you get this daft c**t’s eyes following you around the kitchen all day long!
As a fridge magnet, it also triples up as one of your Christmas decs! So be sure to buy another design from this collection to use the rest of the year!
Match your fridge magnet bottle opener with our other Xmas designs for a full‑on proper c**ty Christmas!
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