Merry F****** Christmas! T-Shirt

Spend the festive season with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella! This sweary Santa t-shirt is the perfect Christmas gift for that special c**t in your life. Wear it on Xmas day to repel unwanted visits from annoying relatives.

It’s just one of a range of poses, phrases, colours and patterns to choose from, so you can keep him close to your chest all year round! Cram your trolley full of these sweary tees for every season, month and day of the week to suit your mood. Especially if you’re a right angry c***!

We could tell you that this lovely, soft festive t‑shirt:

• Comes in a range of colours.
• Is made from 100% cotton (with a polyester mix in some colours) and has no side seams.
• Has twill tape on the shoulders and ribbed knitting on the collar for improved durability. 
• Features a tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Is made using ethically grown and harvested cotton.
• Is certified by Oeko‑Tex for safety and quality assurance. (What the f**k is that all about?)

But that’s a load of boring old shite! Just put the thing in your virtual trolley and get it bloody bought!

For our size guide, care instructions – and product safety guff if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland – see this page.

Want more foul-mouthed festive fashion with a bit of snuggle? Get the sweatshirt too!