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Can’t stand your neighbours? Totally f**k them off this festive season with our foul‑mouthed Christmas card. They’ll soon get the message. Alternatively, this is the perfect greetings card for all the grinches in your life. So get these in yer f*****g trolley – it’s a win-win whatever!
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Also, for the people you do like, our t-shirts, sweatshirts, mouse pads and mugs make great Christmas gifts – so get those in yer trolley too, you c**t!
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