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Getting married? What better way for you and your mates to wave goodbye to your freedom than drunkenly marauding around in this c***y t‑shirt! We could tell you that it:
But you couldn’t give a shite about that. You just want to look a proper c**t for one last time before those salmon handcuffs go on! So put the thing in your virtual trolley and get it f*****g bought!
For our size guide, care instructions – and product safety guff if you’re in the EU or Northern Ireland, see this page.
Want to step out in sweary style when the weather’s nippy? See our sweatshirt collection.
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